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Esto son dos amigos de la infancia que se encuentran después de mucho tiempo sin verse. Y le dice el uno al otro: - ¿Cómo te va la vida? - Muy bien - ¿Y a ti Martínez, como te va? - Pues fatal - Y eso ¿Por qué? - Porque tengo una fábrica de clavos y no vendo ni uno. - Tú no te preocupes, porque yo soy el primero en publicidad, y ya verás como tu empresa la levanto yo en un periquete. Que te parece si la semana siguiente quedamos y te traigo un cartel publicitario de tu fábrica. ¿Vale? - De acuerdo A la semana siguiente: - Martinez te he traido un cartel publicitario de putísima madre, va a levantar tu fábrica Venga enseñamelo Se ve en el cartel a Jesucristo crucificado con un cartel que reza: "CON CLAVOS MARTINEZ NO SE SUELTA NI DIOS" - Tío y tu crees que con esto voy a vender. Si estamos en un país todavía muy católico. Esto es muy irreverente. - Es verdad, Martínez no tuve en cuenta esa variable. Tú tranqui, que yo lo arreglo. ¿No vemos la semana que viene? - Vale. A la semana siguiente: - Martínez te traigo un cartel buenísimo, se te van a agotar las existencias de clavos. Ya lo verás. - Venga tío que estoy ansioso. Pone la mirada sobre el cartel y ve la cruz vacía, sigue la mirada hacia abajo y al final está la figura de Jesús caído de bruces y con los dientes mordiendo el polvo. Y más abajo un letrero que reza: "CON CLAVOS MARTINEZ ESTO NUNCA HUBIERA PASADO"

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