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Dos mexicanos entran en un bar con una botella de tequila. Uno la pone en el mostrador y le dice al otro, "La chupamos, compadre?" Y el otro le responde "Si, mano. Pero la botella de tequila, para que es? Para darnos valor?"

Doctor, doctor, que me encuentro mal. - A ver, se ha roto usted algun hueso ultimamente? - No. - Ha tenido algun accidente? Hemorragias? - No. - Alguna rotura de ligamentos? Desgarros musculares? Agujetas? Algun tobillo torcido? - No. - Ampollas infectadas? Insolaciones? Dificultad al respirar? Ataques de alergia causados por picaduras de insectos? Esguinces? Golpes? Caidas? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Pues a ver si hacemos algo de ejercicio, eh?

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David Levin, Burning Man Barrister - Wall Street Journal (blog)


The San Francisco Appeal
David Levin, Burning Man Barrister
Wall Street Journal (blog)
The Playa! That's right, ladies and gents, it's Labor Day weekend. And that means it's Burning Man time once again. We've never been, but we know that ...
Misery, exhilaration mark Burning ManCalifornia Independent Voter Network
Desert on fireSacramento News & Review
We built this citySacramento News & Review
SFist -Appolicious -New Zealand Herald
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Pack Your Bag & Come to Real Resorts...It's On Us! - PR Newswire (press release)


Pack Your Bag & Come to Real Resorts...It's On Us!
PR Newswire (press release)
The Resort credit is valid at the luxury-gourmet, all-inclusive, all-suite, adult-only THE ROYAL in Cancun and THE ROYAL Playa del Carmen, as well as the ...

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On The Road: Beach bliss revisited on Oaxaca's coast - Independent


On The Road: Beach bliss revisited on Oaxaca's coast
Independent
... slightly ramshackle and less refined than I remembered, but at least the glorious surfing waves still pounded the beaches at Playa Principal and Playa ...


Turtle nest opening tonight - Longboat Key News


Turtle nest opening tonight
Longboat Key News
CREDIT: Mary Lou Johnson A nest has hatched at 4425 Gulf of Mexico Drive (La Playa Condominiums) and will be excavated at 7:30 pm, Friday, Sept. 3. ...


Cantabria, Spain: Splendid isolation on the Costa Trasmiera - Telegraph.co.uk


Telegraph.co.uk
Cantabria, Spain: Splendid isolation on the Costa Trasmiera
Telegraph.co.uk
I am sitting on the Playa de La Magdalena, just one of the superb urban beaches in Santander, trying to eat an enormous ice cream before it ...


Boy, six, drowns in hotel pool during family holiday in Mexico - Daily Mail


Daily Mail
Boy, six, drowns in hotel pool during family holiday in Mexico
Daily Mail
Jack Porter was found dead at the bottom of the pool in the resort of Playa del Carmen. It is understood that Jack had gone missing at the hotel moments ...

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La Playa Stadium Opens Ahead of Schedule Today - KEYT


La Playa Stadium Opens Ahead of Schedule Today
KEYT
La Playa Stadium is opening ahead of schedule. Renovations included a new track, and a new synthetic turf field. The project costs about two million dollars ...


Playa Festival to draw Swisher County fifth graders - Plainview Daily Herald


Playa Festival to draw Swisher County fifth graders
Plainview Daily Herald
Kress fifth graders will attend their Playa Festival in October. The festival is a hands-on, fun way for students to learn about the High Plains water cycle ...


Landco launches WoodGrove clubhouse - Philippine Star


Landco launches WoodGrove clubhouse
Philippine Star
... Leisure Farms, Ponderosa Leisure Farms, Hacienda Escudero and the Playa Series (Playa Calatagan, Playa Laiya and Playa Azalea). ...


Burning Man Turns 25 - New York Magazine


New York Magazine
Burning Man Turns 25
New York Magazine
For the original crowd, going to the “playa” — as the desert two hours north of Reno where the event is still held is called — was a chance for a cowboy ...


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